The Jack Toilet Seat Cover

There’s one last refuge for a red-blooded male these days, the john. A man’s castle once extended to the end of his lawn, now it ends with the last square of toilet paper in the roll. I look at my medicine cabinet and there are items in there that are certainly not mine: Vagisil? Reclaim your throne, at least, by covering it in what only a man’s man would be proud of, The Jack from Ted Nemeth. All things tough are included in this cover, Jack Daniels, New York City, and real .44 magnum shells. Zam! The only problem with a toilet so tough looking is that it might not take any more crap from you.